what a world-class city

i almost fought this bum the other night leaving celebrities
he fell off his bike and i said are you alright
and he was like piss off so i was like wtf, i was being serious
and he's like you're wearing a pink shirt id expect you to be sarcastic
so i was like FUCK YOU and stood there yelling at him before realizing, he's a bum

you better have six figures or a college education before i waste my drunken energies stomping you